Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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