How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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