BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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