I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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