He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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