Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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