Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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