i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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