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I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
The dick lei will go down in squad history
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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