once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My ass is underappreciated
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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