i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
accomplished twins. life is a go
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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