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(604): View more from British Columbia

The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.

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(850): View more from Florida

I mistook a propane tank for a keg.

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(229): View more from Georgia

He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

If i need to get strippers involved i will.

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(510): View more from California

I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets

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(971): View more from Oregon

There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds

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(915): View more from Texas

I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call

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