apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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