i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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