Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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