dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
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doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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