Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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