just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You're a disaster
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