found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
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They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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