You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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