you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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