Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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