i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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