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Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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