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  • 72 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:06am

    All you need to do is let a friend know that night and come in in the morning pretending to be ur signifigant other. Screaming and causing a scene haha not only will they leave they probably will leave you alone after that

  • 71 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:53pm

    I'm just as awkward Let's hook up.

  • 61 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:57pm

    jam a finger in their butt while they're sleeping. If they wake up and leave, you won

  • 63 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:09pm

    why don't u just move out while they are sleeping

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:38am

    Awww 3:57 best me 2 the punch that was so awesome how Tony's assistant got that chick outa his house she was like "I even take out the trash sumtime. Will that be all?"

  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 7:11pm

    I have a similar problem, guys get mad that I wont let them sleep over. Just give me some dick and leave, I dont want to cuddle with you!

  • 61 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:57pm

    start saying how much you love him and want him to meet your parents before you go to bed. he'll leave.

  • 57 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:35pm

    go to their place so you get to sneak out..

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:07am

    That's what your housekeeper is for.

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:57pm

    Just don't have one night stands. How about that?

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:22am

    run before they wake up?

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:11pm

    I'll do it for $5.00/person.

  • 31 43
    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Dec 12, 11 at 2:13pm

    Pee in the bed.