so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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