But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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