If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
there was a trapeze. enough said
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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