Where are you?
In a non slutty way
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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