you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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