part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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