you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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