yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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