Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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