She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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