The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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