also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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