i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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