North Korea, Best Korea!
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
only you would photoshop your dick
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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