yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I will pee on everything he values.
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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