it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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