i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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