how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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