If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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