Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're making bets on your personal life
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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