i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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