I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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