Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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