Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I just want nice things and good sex
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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