She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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