it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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